Here's a trash post where I tell you how I feel about all the Fire Emblem Three Houses characters despite not remembering any of them because I didn't like Fire Emblem Three Houses ready set go
Boring
Boring but girl, stockings will rip on the battlefield
Twitter hates her. Horse girl. Heard she committed a war crime.
"Is he bothering you Queen"
"I am bothering the Queen"
Played guitar to impress girls in college. DMs you his favorite Wes Anderson films
Shonen Protagonist
Self-Esteem issues, super popular on tumblr
The hot girl that was nice to you in high-school despite hanging out in polar opposite social circles
Hot girl that's intimidating at first glance but actually very nice
Listens to Linken Park
Rejected Jojo character design
My FATHEr will be hearing about this
Extremely powerful when he cries
Himbo, despite looking like a jock he's extremely good at yugioh
I dunno, a nun?
Baby
Also a horse girl. Mean
Fetishized by white women
Is she bothering you, King
He seems sweet. Probably knows how to cook.
Permanant resident in his bully's locker.
Fujoshi, runs the anime club
Vice president of the anime club, A+ student, needs more sleep
All I know is that there's too much porn of this girl
Jock, bad at math
I don't like him but I don't know why
Baby, would break your phone if you gave it to her
Pip pip cheerio
Someone on the team had a teacher fetish, probably thinks she's too old despite looking in her 20s
Rando tank that you'd kill in any other Fire Emblem game
Probably has an extremely dedicated fan-base despite having that facial hair.
You wanna date her but she demands you go to a church service
My wife,
Anna
Wait is this actually a main character? Seriously?
He goes to hot topic and probably smells
No one's dumb like Gaston, does good crits like Gaston
Horse girl, racist
Dunno but she has big gay energy
There ya go, sorry if I insulted your favorite Fire Emblem Three Houses character but it's your own fault for playing Fire Emblem Three Houses in the first place, byyyyye–
